I have three women in my life today, in this particular order: 1. Captain Awesome. Always awesome, always number one. Soon to be my live-in partner. 2. A woman that I just went out on a breakfast date with. She’s got a Shane thing going on. By which I mean she’s ridiculously hot and averse [...]
Sunday was me and Captain Awesome’s anniversary. I know we’re meant for each other because we both forgot about it. And in general, we feel like corporations can shove their cutesy cards and candlelit dinners up their butts while we keep our money for ourselves. This was our second anniversary ever. Two years seems like [...]
What you’re about to see cracked me UP. I seriously thought it was a Saturday Night Live skit when I first clicked on it. But it’s real. It’s a video of General Amos (who was strongly opposed to repealing Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell) and the Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps sucking it up and [...]
